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Q. What do you call two rows of cabbage?
A. A duel cabbage way!
Q. What do you call two rows of cabbage fighting with swords?
A. A dueling cabbage way!
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A zebra with sunburn!
Q. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?
A. LOST!
Q. Why do elephants have big ears?
A. Because Noddy wouldn’t pay the ransom!
Q. What did the children get their teacher for her birthday?
A. A new car because she said they were driving her up the wall!
Aonghus Maher, aged 10,
Timahoe
JUST KIDDING 2
Dad: Would you like a burger?
Child: Yeah.
Dad: Would you like some chips?
Child: Yeah.
Dad: What little word are you forgetting?
Child: Coke.
Q. Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip to space?
A. To find Pluto!
Q. What happened to the frog who parked on the double yellow lines?
A. He got toad away!
Q. Why was the Egyptian Girl confused?
A. Because her Daddy was a Mummy!
Q. What is a beetroot?
A A potato with high blood pressure!
Q. what do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A. A head banger!
Niamh Mullally, aged 12,
Tiermoghan
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